Dissed

I - a young strapping black man - am on vacation in South Carolina. The only other black people I've seen anywhere near the resort have been grocery store employees and the housekeeping staff. I was on the beach one day, and a little blond kid was crawling on the shore, took one look at me, and hissed.

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ForgotTwin

I left my phone off all day because the battery had died. When I finally get a chance to plug it in, I expect to get flooded with missed calls and texts. No one had tried to reach me at all.

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DarthVadeHer

Today my friends were laughing at a textfromlastnight. It described a girl with the same clothing as mine. The area code was my boyfriend's.

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MexicAna

I - a young Latina - am going to visit my out-of-town boyfriend in a few days. His mom brought tortilla chips and salsa home from the grocery store today, and when he tried to open them, his mom said, "Don't touch that, we have to feed your girlfriend soon!" My Latin flare comes from Argentina, and only a little bit.

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GraduHatin'

There was an open letter sitting on my kitchen counter, so I took a look at it. It was an invitation to a graduation and 18th birthday party. As a fellow graduate, I assumed it was for me and turned the envelope over to see who had invited me. It was addressed to ONLY my sophomore sister.

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TabOoh

I was playing Taboo with my friend, and I was the one describing a word. I said, "My hair is..." and she immediately shouts, "Nappy!" She got the clue.

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SoundedOut

My friend asked her brother whom he preferred: me or my sister. He said that I was nicer but more annoying. When asked to describe why he thought I was annoying, he said: "She makes weird noises like 'Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!'" He's 8.

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