PrinciPwnd

Today I was complaining to a friend that she was my only one, since all others had abandoned us for a cappella or college visits or saving babies from burning buildings. Mid-whine, our principle stops, turns and whispers, "and she's not even your friend!" before walking off.

Pwnd Life.

MakeAwp

A few Saturdays ago, I woke up early, washed my face, and walked downstairs to eat some breakfast. My mother responded to my morning greetings by staring at my face in silence for a minute or two, then saying "Today I'm taking you to buy make-up."
Pwnd Life

FlippedOut

I was at my boyfriend's house, and we were engaging in some activities.  He tried to flip me, and he accidentally flipped me off the bed.  I fell onto his laptop and cracked the screen.  He has had it for three weeks.

Pwnd Life

BimbOwnd

Today I came home from rehearsal for a show in which I play a bimbo/slut. My uncle took one look at my outfit and asked, "Were you wearing this to get into character?" I was wearing the outfit I had worn to school today.
Pwnd Life