GraduHatin'

There was an open letter sitting on my kitchen counter, so I took a look at it. It was an invitation to a graduation and 18th birthday party. As a fellow graduate, I assumed it was for me and turned the envelope over to see who had invited me. It was addressed to ONLY my sophomore sister.

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TabOoh

I was playing Taboo with my friend, and I was the one describing a word. I said, "My hair is..." and she immediately shouts, "Nappy!" She got the clue.

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SoundedOut

My friend asked her brother whom he preferred: me or my sister. He said that I was nicer but more annoying. When asked to describe why he thought I was annoying, he said: "She makes weird noises like 'Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!'" He's 8.

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PrinciPwnd

Today I was complaining to a friend that she was my only one, since all others had abandoned us for a cappella or college visits or saving babies from burning buildings. Mid-whine, our principle stops, turns and whispers, "and she's not even your friend!" before walking off.

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MakeAwp

A few Saturdays ago, I woke up early, washed my face, and walked downstairs to eat some breakfast. My mother responded to my morning greetings by staring at my face in silence for a minute or two, then saying "Today I'm taking you to buy make-up."
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FlippedOut

I was at my boyfriend's house, and we were engaging in some activities.  He tried to flip me, and he accidentally flipped me off the bed.  I fell onto his laptop and cracked the screen.  He has had it for three weeks.

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BimbOwnd

Today I came home from rehearsal for a show in which I play a bimbo/slut. My uncle took one look at my outfit and asked, "Were you wearing this to get into character?" I was wearing the outfit I had worn to school today.
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