DarthVadeHer

Today my friends were laughing at a textfromlastnight. It described a girl with the same clothing as mine. The area code was my boyfriend's.

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MexicAna

I - a young Latina - am going to visit my out-of-town boyfriend in a few days. His mom brought tortilla chips and salsa home from the grocery store today, and when he tried to open them, his mom said, "Don't touch that, we have to feed your girlfriend soon!" My Latin flare comes from Argentina, and only a little bit.

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GraduHatin'

There was an open letter sitting on my kitchen counter, so I took a look at it. It was an invitation to a graduation and 18th birthday party. As a fellow graduate, I assumed it was for me and turned the envelope over to see who had invited me. It was addressed to ONLY my sophomore sister.

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TabOoh

I was playing Taboo with my friend, and I was the one describing a word. I said, "My hair is..." and she immediately shouts, "Nappy!" She got the clue.

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SoundedOut

My friend asked her brother whom he preferred: me or my sister. He said that I was nicer but more annoying. When asked to describe why he thought I was annoying, he said: "She makes weird noises like 'Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!'" He's 8.

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PrinciPwnd

Today I was complaining to a friend that she was my only one, since all others had abandoned us for a cappella or college visits or saving babies from burning buildings. Mid-whine, our principle stops, turns and whispers, "and she's not even your friend!" before walking off.

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MakeAwp

A few Saturdays ago, I woke up early, washed my face, and walked downstairs to eat some breakfast. My mother responded to my morning greetings by staring at my face in silence for a minute or two, then saying "Today I'm taking you to buy make-up."
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